Kauai Style

Finally getting some time to post our updates from the last days of our trip.

We got up early on Saturday and headed out to the pier in Hanalei for our 9am surf lessons. There we met up with our instructor Celeste. She led us over to a sandbar and out we paddled. We spent the next two hours catching some great 3-4 foot rolling waves. Even Jeff was able to ride a few into the beach. Celeste was great fun and let us keep the boards for the rest of the day! We stayed there until 2 and then headed out to lunch. We ate at Tropical Taco, where one of the more interesting experiences of our trip happened. We ordered, one fish burrito and one veggi burrito, and then sat on the porch waiting for our food. And waited….and waited…and waited. Then out comes the girl delivering the food, looks at us, looks at the people eating next to us, and says to us, “are you the order for Jeff?”
“Yes.”
Then she turns to the people next to us and says, “excuse me, but I think you are eating those peoples food. What did you order?”
The people say, “two fish tacos.”
The girl says, “but you are eating a burrito. Why did you take that order?”
The woman who is eating my fish burrito says, “is that what this is? What’s a taco? Does it have less beans? I can’t even taste the fish in this, does a taco have more fish?”

NOW HONESTLY, WHO DOESN’T KNOW WHAT A TACO IS?????????????????
The girl working there apoligized to us and quickly got us our order. BUT, the people eating our burritos didn’t say anything to us, AND CONTINUED TO EAT OUR FOOD!!!!! DUMB.

After lunch we returned our boards, checked out the lighthouse in Kilauea and then headed to Queens Bath. Queens Bath is a swimming hole cut into a lava shelf. The seas were a little rough, but we were still able to get in some quick snorkeling before the waves started to get gigantic. Then it was back to the room for heineken and guacamole tacos.

Sunday it was up early again and a 1.5 hour drive around the island to Hanapepe for our powered hang gliding flights. This was AMAZING! It was one of the coolest experiences either of us has ever had. Gerry, the pilot, took us up seperatly and took both of us on different flights around the island. Jeff stayed inland, hanging over the wettest spot on earth for some time before catching a draft of air that took us up to 10,000 feet. From there the whole island could be seen, with each little town carving out it’s place on the coastline. Mel stayed coastal, flying over the Na Pali coastline on a waterfall hunt.

After our flights it was out to Poipu State Park Beach for some more snorkeling, still no turtles :-( The ocean was a little rough, but we were able to see some good fish, I think the fish food we had helped! Then it was a lazy drive back around the island, wishing we had more days to enjoy the great weather we were finally getting.

Monday morning we got up, had a great breakfast at Bali Hai (macadamia nut waffles with pineapple syrup!), took our last long looks at Hanalei Bay, and drove back down to Lihue to catch the plane back home.

Can’t wait to get back to Kauai!!!!!!!!!!

Happy New Year

At this point I think we are both contemplating how to stay on a Hawaiian vacation forever. There is nothing like the relaxing island way, waking up to some freshly brewed Kona coffee, putting on some boardshorts and a t-shirt, getting in the car, snorkel and fins in the trunk, and heading out to the beach of your choice to do some snorkeling and relaxing in the sun. Aaaahhhhhhh.

New Years eve was a blast. We took our time getting ready, drinking some champagne or a mai-tai or two. Then we walked from our room over to the Princeville Resort for dinner. Now, when most people think of a buffet, they think Sizzler. Well, I can tell you, this WAS NOT Sizzler. We ate at the Hanalei Café, unlike any other café either of us had seen, and by the end of the night we both were singing the praises of the best buffet we ever had. There was lobster…..and I mean LOBSTER. Steamed half lobsters with the claws still attached, stacked in HUGE steamers just sitting there ready to be drenched in butter. Mel had four, on a mission to get our money’s worth. Sushi, sashimi, caviar (where Jeff decided he would get his money’s worth), all the shellfish you could imagine, prime rib, tenderloin, pastas, Chinese style dishes, and the most tender rack of lamb you could imagine. Then there were the deserts, which Mel is still talking about. Add a bottle of wine and you have yourself quite a New Years/3 year anniversary feast. Then it was on to the “extravaganza” a fun party set-up in the lobby of the resort. We continuously referred to it as “prom” because it had that sort of feel; large decorated entrance-way, couple’s pictures at the door, stage with the 80’s loving band belting out the hits, bad dancers, people overdressed, people underdressed; all surrounded by Venetian Carnival style decorations. We rung in the New Year with a sip of champagne and a kiss and then it was time to lug the aching feet back up the hill to our room, we were both still on Pacific time and it was past 2am!

New Years Day we awoke to be a bit hung over, but would we have expected anything less! Mel was up and ready early, pushing us out the door by 9:30am to go on a walk along the beach. Flash found a coconut and tried smashing it open for Mel, should have had a video camera for that one. We soaked up some rays till 11:30 on the resort beach below our hotel. Then it was off to meet Browne, Steph and Browne’s mom for lunch. We ate at Hanalei Café. Wait, isn’t that where we ate for New Years- the point is if you come to Kauai, eat at the Hanalei Café!!!!

After lunch, we continued our mission to find a sea turtle for Mel. We headed to Tunnels on the North Shore, a short drive from our hotel. What a beautiful day we were blessed with, a little windy, but tons of sun. We snorkeled for a while; saw tons of fish, but no turtles. We watched the sun set behind the Na Pali mountain range and packed it up. Once arriving at our car Mel went crazy with the locals selling fruit out of the back of their trucks. We bought a coconut, drank the milk and had it smashed open to get the meat inside. We also bought some avocado and some crazy tropical fruits, can’t remember the names but one is a “star” something or another. Dinner tonight was Bubba’s Burgers. Then it was a dip in the hot tub, then back to the room. Jeff did some reading while Mel fell quickly asleep watching Blue Crush(her favorite surf movie) on the laptop.

Friday was another cloudy and rainy day. That sent us on a mission all over the island, in search of sun. We didn’t find any, but we had fun trying. First it was off to the exact opposite end of the island, Polihale Beach, stopping in Kapa’a for some coffee and breakfast. To get to this beach you have to drive to the very end of the highway, and then start driving on a dirt road for another 5 miles. Since the weather was crummy and it had been raining the night before the road was a little muddy, Mel had a great time turning our little Alero into an ATV. We stayed there for about an hour, then the big, ominous clouds rolled in and we decided to move along. We drove through Waimea (brah) and headed down to Po’ipu. We tooled around the Hyatt resort (tropical paradise for ONLY $400/night) and ended up in their relaxation lounge area, with an amazing view out to the ocean. We sat there and read for awhile, sucking down some pina coladas. Then we attempted to swim in their pool and use their slide. The lady manning the slide kindly requested our room number and last name. Attempting to be a trickster Jeff said matter-of-factly, “6124, Gordon” (which is our room at the Hanalei) Well, turns out, all those guards have room lists with the last names of the guests, 6124 didn’t happen to be the Gordon party, so we were asked very kindly to exit the pool. Then we made our way to Koloa for some shopping, where both Mel and Jeff bought nice new Reef flip-flops. Then back around the island to Hanalei, a dip in the hot tub, a shower, some more champagne, and up to the Bali Hai restaurant. A great seafood dinner and some wine and it was time for bed. Details of Saturday (surfing & snorkeling) and Sunday (powered hang gliding, Na Pali, and more snorkeling) to follow soon…